"I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it."

-- Milton Jones

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Black Quotes

“But 'Thou mayest!'! Why, that makes a man great, that gives him stature with the gods, for in his weakness and his filth and his murder of his brother he has still the great choice. He can choose his course and fight it through and win”
“Eat in the dark the bargain that you purchased in the dusk.”

Source : Ernest Bramah (2016). “THE KAI LUNG FANTASY SERIES: The Wallet of Kai Lung, Kai Lung's Golden Hours & Kai Lung Unrolls His Mat: The Transmutation of Ling, The Story of Yung Chang, The Probation of Sen Heng, The Experiment of the Mandarin Chan Hung, The Confession of Kai Lung, The Vengeance of Tung Fel and more”, p.550, e-artnow
“I never sleep in. By the way, when we're like, "We alternate waking up for the kids," the other person's waking up at 7 a.m. It's not like you're waking up at 10. It's like, "I'm really going to give you a treat and you're gonna get your ***** up at 7 instead of 5:59." Which is when our son wakes up.”
“Apartheid - both petty and grand - is obviously evil”
“To have a sense of sin means to feel guilty at there being an ethical choice to make, a guilt which, however "good" I may become, remains unchanged.”
“To defeat ISIS and let Iran get nuclear weapons would be to win the battle and lose the war,”

Source : Benjamin Netanyahu's speech at a joint meeting of Congress, www.nytimes.com. March 3, 2015.
“I don't know anybody who doesn't hate being called alt.country. It just sounds like a website. I don't mind being called Americana, I don't mind being called country noir, or independent country is fine, but the words alt.country make me insane.”
“I try to serve the character all the time; this one took a lot of work and was consuming. It's like climbing up a ladder and sometimes you're afraid to face yourself so you make excuses; you avoid going to the top of the ladder and look in the mirror.”

Source : Source: www.movieweb.com

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