"With Michael Jackson, what I thought was really interesting was the people saying: 'He looked really well in that final video.' I was, like: 'No, he didn't - he looked like someone had melted goat's cheese over a sex doll.'"

-- Russell Howard

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“Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal.”
“Today's designers don't care if fashion has no relationship to human anatomy.”
“If you think about it, episodic filmmaking has not been something that people have really done.”
“Each play I write has its own unique origin story.”
“Each party should gain from the negotiation.”
“For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make thieves and then punish them.”

Source : Thomas More (2010). “Utopia”, p.24, Bibliolis Books
“Justin Broadrick has stated that the drum machine sound was heavily influenced by hip hop artists in the late 80s, particularly the beat on â€œChristbait Risingâ€ which Broadrick was quoted as saying, â€œIt was my attempt at copying the rhythm sample on 'Microphone Fiend' by Eric B & Rakimâ€.”
“I like Bloomingdales, and I like a store called Scoop.”

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