"Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. If Bill Gates had got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?"

-- Greg Giraldo

#Funny Quotes #School Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“I think the real place where most evangelicals have trouble with the Democratic Party is on the issue of abortion.”
“I have been to rehab nine times. They were high dollar and some of the best ones around. Vince has picked up the tab the last couple of times. If you ever work or worked for WWE, if you ever need help, he will give it to you. He is really cool. Thanks to Vince, his wife Linda, Stephanie, Shane and Paul. Thank you for helping me. It's hard to ask for help. It's even harder to accept it, when people offer it.”
“If you have a good ear for dialogue, you just can't help thinking about the way people talk. You're drawn to it. And the obsessive interest in it forces you to develop it. You almost can't help yourself.”
“If anybody is a master at improvisation, it would be Ken Jeong. He is hilarious.”

Source : "EXCLUSIVE: Anneliese Van Der Pol Explains Why Vampires Suck!". Interview with B.Alan Orange, movieweb.com. September 4, 2010.
“Love is where it's at. I'm not speaking of sexual love. I'm talking about where you love each other, want to do the best for each other and just just are happy you found each other.”
“Just like any songwriter, I love it when people sing my songs.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The best pilots fly more than the others; that's why they're the best.”

Source : Chuck Yeager (1986). “Yeager: An Autobiography”, Bantam
“Authority is the spiritual dimension of power because it depends upon faith in a system of meaning that decrees the necessity of the hierarchical order and so provides for the unity of imperative control.”

Source : Shoshana Zuboff (1988). “In the Age of the Smart Machine: The Future of Work and Power”, New York : Basic Books

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