"I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy."

-- Patrice O'Neal

#Thinking Quotes #People Quotes #Guy Quotes

“No time spent with a book is ever entirely wasted, even if the experience is not a happy one: thereâ€™s always something to be learned. Itâ€™s just that, every now and again, you hit a patch of reading that makes you feel as if youâ€™re pootling aboutâ€¦ But what can you do about it? We donâ€™t choose to waste our reading time; it just happens. The books let us down.”
“I could see myself in some sort of pioneer bonnet, it's my childhood fantasy. But, I think I look too jewish for the prairie.”
“There are many things that are perfectly legitimate, but if you are going to concentrate on God you cannot do them.”
“That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.”
“You know the drum was the first instrument besides the human voice.”
“Doctors didn't know what to do with me.”
“Limit time to the present. Meditate upon your last hour.”
“That one [in "2012"] was different because it was all CG, getting washed away by water. In "Independence Day," everything was still done in models, built in a certain scale out of plaster, and packing tons and tons of little explosives and charges in there. We had a second one in case it didn't work the first time, but it worked the first time.”

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