"Hillary Clinton has reportedly accepted Barack Obama's offer to become secretary of state. That's what they're saying in the New York Times. Yeah, according to Bill Clinton, this is the first time in 20 years that Hillary has said 'yes.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#New York Quotes #Years Quotes #Bills Quotes

“I had a healthy curiosity and would try things on - play lots of practical jokes. But it was more in my head - fantasies of "What would happen if...? Like what would happen in class if you took all your clothes off and you ran around the room?”
“When I was 7, I told my dad I want to have a house like Micheal Jackson's one. And then he said to me that dreams are only dreams, that's a privilegy of the rich people. I have grown up now and my dream came true, but I feel sad that my father can't see that and what have I reached in my life. But I know he's watching me from the sky”
“The problem with introspection is that it has no end.”
“Plunge into the truth, find out who the Teacher is, Believe in the Great Sound!”
“I like music that is really pure and honest. For me, acoustic music, like a piece played on the piano, is very personal.”

Source : Interview with Nathalie L., www.atickettosomewhere.com. October 13, 2012.
“I always wanted to play against the best.”
“God exists, if only in the form of a meme with high survival value, or infective power, in the environment provided by human culture.”
“Love is the weapon which Omnipotence reserved to conquer rebel man when all the rest had failed. Reason he parries; fear he answers blow for blow; future interest he meets with present pleasure; but love, that sun against whose melting beams the winter cannot stand--that soft subliming slumber which wrestles down the giant, there is not one human being in a million, nor a thousand men in all earth's huge quintillion, whose clay heart is hardened against love.”

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