"I had a healthy curiosity and would try things on - play lots of practical jokes. But it was more in my head - fantasies of "What would happen if...? Like what would happen in class if you took all your clothes off and you ran around the room?"

-- Andy Griffiths

#Class Quotes #Play Quotes #Clothes Quotes

“Dig within. There lies the wellspring of good.”
“Treat your employees like customers.”
“You would never expect a black woman to be the hero.”
“It is a curious and painful fact that almost all the completely futile treatments that have been believed in during the long history of medical folly have been such as caused acute suffering to the patient. When anesthetics were discovered, pious people considered them an attempt to evade the will of God. It was pointed out, however, that when God extracted Adam's rib He put him into a deep sleep. This proved that anesthetics are all right for men; women, however, ought to suffer, because of the curse of Eve.”
“I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.”

Source : "Did I say that?". www.theguardian.com. April 20, 2008.
“But there's got to be an opening somewhere here in front of me. Through this maze of ugliness and greed.”
“So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty." Henry turned pale and stammered. Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.”
“A dog has the soul of a philosopher.”

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