"Olympic officials have disqualified a champion race walker after determining that he was doping. They disqualified him. The man said getting caught doping is almost as embarrassing as getting caught being a champion race walker."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“Although it was in primitive times and differently called the Lord's day or Sunday, yet it was never denominated the Sabbath; a name constantly appropriate to Saturday, or the Seventh day both by sacred and ecclesiastical writers.”
“I also recognise that the mandate was given by hundreds of thousands of ordinary people joining in the political process.”
“Bet you don't know why the sun sets red. You see, light is made up of lots of colors. And out of all those colors, red is the one that travels the farthest.”
“I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am not bound to succeed, but I am bound to live by the light that I have. I must stand with anybody that stands right, and stand with him while he is right, and part with him when he goes wrong.”
“I don't think Bosnia is ready for reconciliation, but I do think it is ready for truth.”
“The secret to tapping into the supernatural is for you to have the courage to do the natural first.”

Source : Jentezen Franklin (2010). “Fear Fighters: How to Live With Confidence in a World Driven by Fear”, p.154, Charisma Media
“Notional is a production company with the DNA of an Internet company that makes content for everything.”

Source : "Ricky Van Veen Dishes On Notional, Silverman and Wintour's Daughter" by Erin Carlson, www.businessinsider.com. November 25, 2009.
“Like flies in amber, like corpses frozen in in ice, that which according to the laws of nature should pass away is by the miracle of ink on paper, preserved. It is a kind of magic. As one tends the graves of the dead, so I tend the books. And every day I open a volume or two, read a few lines or pages, allow the voices of the forgotten dead to resonate inside my head.”

Source : Diane Setterfield (2011). “The Thirteenth Tale”, p.24, Hachette UK

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