"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“Even though nobody knew that you were in my life, you were the person who brought a raft at every rapid current and helped me cross that water safely. I was happy that you were there. I came to tell you I was able to travel through my life because I could come to you when I was anxious, not when I was happy.”

Source : FaceBook post by Kyung-sook Shin from Jan 09, 2012
“Conservatively, I am saying that social networking has made being in a band more fun, but not necessarily changed how the business works.”

Source : Source: mousertime.blogspot.com
“The artists who have inspired me the most in my life are the ones who have really had something to say and stand up for. That, to me, is part of being an artist-having the voice to express things that need to be verbalized and brought to light. Unfortunately, I don't think that's a priority for people, because the few artists who do have the nerve to take a stand for what they believe get shut down in a way.”
“I want to be an NBA all-star and help my team win. That's what it's all about, is winning. I'm a competitor... People said a lot about me being selfish and stuff like that. Getting into the league, I can't wait to shut that down. I'm a guy who wants to play and to win and love my teammates.”
“Every ministry should investigate its own role during the Nazi era. That applies to institutions like the health or economy ministries, where, as yet, no investigations have been made.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“...that's how memory works ... Things disappear without your permission, then come back again without your permission.”
“People genuinely happy in their choices seem less often tempted to force them on other people than those who feel martyred and broken by their lives.”

Source : Jane Rule (2013). “Lesbian Images: Essays”, p.14, Open Road Media
“I don’t know about ‘common sense opinion’ by the way. It seems to me that the office of common sense is to keep us from playing cards for high stakes with people we meet on trains, and not to endorse metaphysical opinions.”

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