"Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home."

-- Eugene Mirman

#Children Quotes #Home Quotes #Bully Quotes

“There are men who can write poetry, and there are men who can read balance sheets. The men who can read balance sheets cannot write.”
“Are you crazy? Flirting with Eli Stock in front of Belissa Norwood, in Belissa Norwoodâ€™s house, while eating Belissa Norwoodâ€™s cupcakes?”
“To advance spiritually requires a method of practice & determination to carry it out.”
“People ask me to predict the future, when all I want to do is prevent it.”
“Moviemaking is so male-dominated now that they think theyâ€™re being pro-feminine when they have women punching each other out.”
“If you wanna get to heaven, get out of this world.”

Source : Song: The Voyager, Album: The Voyager, 2014
“Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short.”
“Charm strikes the sight, but merit wins the soul.”

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