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Eugene Mirman Quotes:

Ocupation: Comedian

Life: b. July 24, 1974

Birthday: July 24

Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.

- Eugene Mirman

topic: Children, Home, Bully, Next Time, Home Life

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