"I saw this huge billboard that said: 'Abortion Hurts' and then it had a drawing of a butterfly. Who is that for? Is there a lady who's going to see that and be like, 'Oh, I was going to get an abortion but now that I realize it hurts I guess I'll just give birth to a child! 'Cause I know that's painless and raising it should be a snap!'"

-- Eugene Mirman

#Hurt Quotes #Children Quotes #Butterfly Quotes

“A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.”
“The best thing on translation was said by Cervantes: translation is the other side of a tapestry.”
“Yeah, exactly, you can talk about politics in music, you can talk about something else, but that's always going to change, and love is never going to change.”
“Be your kid's collaborative partner, but also be a collaborative partner with the folks at school. Schools can be pretty unilateral too. Show them you know how to collaborate. Show them this is not about power. Let them know detentions and suspensions and paddling don't solve the problems that are affecting kids' lives. Those problems can be identified and solved but not by being punitive.”
“It is the want to know the end that makes us believe in God, or witchcraft, believe, at least, in something”
“I feel like I'm at a really happy, good space.”
“I'm not a big fan of those who are egotistical and so outspoken.”

Source : "Eric Heiden 25: An exclusive interview". Interview with Charlie Snyder, snyderemarks.com. February 17, 2005.
“I attended schools in Seattle through the University of Washington, from which I was graduated in 1931. I spent the next year at Northwestern University.”

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