"When I finally invent a time machine you will already know about it because I'll have told you a long time ago."

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Source : FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Mar 09, 2012

Dana Gould

#Long Quotes #Machines Quotes #Time Machine Quotes

“I used to like eating frozen corn straight out of the bag. But I also love microwaving frozen corn and adding butter and sugar and garlic powder and chili powder to it. And sometimes I just like to microwave it and add a little bit of hot sauce to it. My friends always laugh at me when they catch me eating it.”
“Like many works of literature, Hollywood chooses for its villains people who strive for social dominance through the pursuit of wealth, prestige, and power. But the ordinary business of capitalism is much more egalitarian: It's about finding meaning and enjoyment in work and production.”

Source : "Capitalism: Hollywood's Miscast Villain". www.wsj.com. June 04, 2010.
“It is our job to listen to God and let Him tell us what is going on and what we are to do about it - leaving the rest to Him to work out according to His knowledge and will, not ours.”
“Let love be your perfect weapon.”
“What gives people superiority at a task is true intention. That makes you attuned to everything.”
“Being human is overrated.”

Source : "Clinton's Road to Second Place" by Jackie Calmes, www.wsj.com. June 04, 2008.
“If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.”
“The thing I miss about L.A. is time. I feel like I had much more time there, partly because no one is ever really doing anything.”

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