"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Women Quotes

“Minds, like parachutes, function better when open, but, like fists, they strike harder when closed.”

Source : L. E. Modesitt, Jr. (2010). “The Parafaith War”, p.168, Macmillan
“Brother, I am too old to go again to my travels.”
“Wagner has lovely moments but awful quarters of an hour.”
“Well, we're all going to die, so mortality is a part of writing and life.”
“As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do.”
“What's become of "yes we can?" That's easy. Finally people are starting to read the bills.”

Source : The Arena debates: driving the conversation by David Mark, www.politico.com. August 21, 2009.
“It's enough just to speak when spoken to, to give some minimal reaction to a stimulus. But to actually be the stimulus doesn't even occur to me.”
“Again, Rayford slid to the ground, raising his arms. "My Lord and my God, I am so unworthy." "And you, Rayford, who once were alienated and an enemy in your mind by wicked works, yet now I have reconciled the body of My flesh through death to present you holy, and blameless, and above reproach in God's sight." "Unworthy! Unworthy!" Rayford cried. "Justified by faith," Jesus said, "Justified.”

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