"I've never said flange to a monkey!"

-- Russell Howard

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Monkeys Quotes

“One friend dies and we remain indifferent; another dies, perhaps less intimate, and we see ourselves as dead, and weep, mourn, tear our hair or find ourselves caught up in the madness of the wake, competing with others as to who was closest, now suffers most.”
“You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn't bother me.”
“This business of saying the same thing over and over and over again â€“ which to a lot of Washington insiders and pundits is boring â€“ works.”
“I spent so many years with people saying, 'Hey, you're like America's boyfriend!”

Source : "Luke Wilson's Over Being 'America's Boyfriend'" by Ashley Terrill, www.elle.com. October 10, 2011.
“It is far too late and things are far too bad for pessimism.”
“What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July? I answer: A day that reveals to him, more than all other days of the year, the gross injustices and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him your celebration is a sham.”
“There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.”

Source : Art Buchwald (1986). “"You can fool all of the people all the time"”, Fawcett Books
“I'm not a great believer in the power of the moving image. A still image has greater lasting power.”

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