"Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you.""

-- Russell Howard

#Funny Quotes #Valentine Quotes #Humor Quotes

“A few people have privately voiced fears that on coming back to office I shall go after them. These fears are groundless. There will be no paying off old scores. The past is prologue.”

Source : Muhammadu Buhari’s Inaugural speech, www.vanguardngr.com. May 29, 2015.
“I lay in my bed night after night staring at the ceiling and thinking, Why have I survived the war? Why was I the last person in my immediate family to be alive? I didnâ€™t know.”

Source : Ishmael Beah (2007). “A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier”, p.179, Macmillan
“As a youngster in the projects, I definitely didn't have anything. So if you get something, you want to be able to give back and help others.”
“People have always frightened and bored me consequently I have been within my own shell.”

Source : Jackson Pollock (2011). “American Letters: 1927-1947”, p.16, Polity
“Magic is a sudden opening of the mind to the wonder of existence. It is a sense that there is much more to life than we usually recognize; that we do not have to be confined by the limited views that our family, our society, or our own habitual thoughts impose on us; that life contains many dimensions, depths, textures, and meanings extending far beyond our familiar beliefs and concepts.”
“But there will come a time and a place to give back, and each individual will recognize that time and place.”
“In a medical sense I'm a prophet. But I'm not unique. I mean there are many prophets in many different vocations. I happen to be one of them, without sounding too egotistical I am a pioneer. I am doing pioneering stuff in neurosurgery. There is stuff that I'm doing that no-one else is doing.”
“Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know.”

Source : Amy Lowell (1969). “John Keats”, Shoe String Pr Inc

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