"What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!"

-- Russell Howard

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Opposites Quotes

“Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver.”
“I still love the music and it's still plays a part in what I do but I never 'turned my back' on garage. I was always doing R&B with, say, Walking Away. It's wonderful that I was classed as the king of 2-step and a pioneer, but it's had its turn, I think.”
“I have such happy memories of performing in a choir and I don't think I'd have got where I am today without all that experience. So my advice to young singers is to either join your school or church's choir or find one in your local area. Choral music at any level teaches you so much about musicianship and blending your voice.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Indochina gets into your blood and once you have a taste you'll find it's impossible to stay away.”

Source : Source: www.expatarrivals.com
“Truth indeed is sacred; but, as Pilate said, "What is truth?" Show us the undoubted infallible criterion of absolute truth, and we will hold it as a sacred inviolable thing. But in the absence of that infallible criterion, we have all an equal right to grope about in our search of it, and no body and no school nor clique must be allowed to set up a standard of orthodoxy which shall bar the freedom of scientific inquiry.”

Source : "The Theory of Political Economy". Book by William Stanley Jevons, 1871.
“One belief, more than any other, is responsible for the slaughter of individuals on the alter of the great historical ideas - justice or progress or happiness of future generations... or emancipation of a nation or race or class... this is the belief that somewhere... there is a final solution.”
“I love my fans very much. They give me the confidence to continue things in life.”
“Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.”

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