"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

-- Rodney Dangerfield

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“Since in the long run deception is likely to be found out, your character had better not only seem good, but be it.”

Source : F. L. Lucas (2012). “Style: The Art of Writing Well”, p.30, Harriman House Limited
“This is precisely the purpose of censorship - not only to block unwanted views, but to keep people who are unhappy from knowing how many millions of others share their unhappiness; to keep the dormant opposition from awakening to its own developing strength.”
“I am, at the end of the day, a guy who loves story.”

Source : "Screenwriter Max Landis Talks His Daniel Radcliffe-fronted Take on FRANKENSTEIN; Describes It As 'Fun, Sad, Scary, and Moving'" by Adam Chitwood, collider.com. March 1, 2013.
“When we awaken to the beauty of nature, the doors to our true self are opened up wide, for divine healing on all levels.”
“Beware of the man of one book. [Lat., Home unius libri, or, cave ab homine unius libri.]”
“Obviously I wasn't playing well at the time. But as a player, you lie to yourself. You say, "There's nothing wrong. I'm just not on time [at the plate]." You make something else up because pain is not an option.”

Source : Source: sports-ak.espn.go.com
“We must make the choices that enable us to fulfill the deepest capacities of our real selves.”
“My concerns have been about myself and not about giving something back and putting something in, even though that's been in the back of my head.”

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