"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

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Source : "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again". Comedy, Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.

Ron White

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Encouraging Quotes

“Anyone who would argue that this third-generatio n MDX is an SUV might as well belong to the Flat Earth Society. The 2014 Acura MDX is the perfect expression of the modern car - capable, spacious, and friendly to drive.”
“The Cannes film festival is about big-budget films but also remarkable films made in different political regimes by film-makers with little resources.”
“If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.”
“If any man whatsoever hath carried on the design of deposing the King and disinheriting his posterity; or if any man hath yet such a design he should be the greatest traitor and rebel in the world; but, since the Providence of God hath cast this upon us, I cannot but submit to Providence.”
“Today is a new day. Today is a day for you to begin creating a joyous, fulfilling life. Today is the day to begin to release all your limitations. Today is the day for you to learn the secrets of life. You can change your life for the better. You already have the tools within you to do so. These tools are your thoughts and your beliefs.”

Source : FaceBook post by Louise Hay from May 17, 2016
“Secrecy is the first essential in affairs of state.”

Source : "Maxims". "Political Testament of Cardinal Richelieu", 1964.
“Be yourself. Don't pretend that you know something you don't. Don't create the appearance of fake authority. Speak about the things you really care about.”

Source : Source: blogs.indiewire.com
“If all were perfect Christians, individuals would do their duty; the people would be obedient to the laws, the magistrates incorrupt, and there would be neither vanity nor luxury in such a state.”

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