"If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster."

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Lewis Black

#Song Quotes #Home Quotes #Mtv Quotes

“Sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice! That's the condition of the female. Women have been conditioned to sacrifice for centuries.”
“In Boston, they love their sports celebrities. And it's great.”
“Prototype as if you are right. Listen as if you are wrong.”
“That.s what Jazz music is all about.We started the Messengers because somebody had to mind the store for jazz.No America--no Jazz. It is the only culture that America has brought forth.”
“There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I think it's imperative to follow your heart and choose a profession you're passionate about, and if you haven't found that 'spark' yet, if you're not sure what you want to do with your lives - be persistent until you do.”
“My face has changed with the years and has enough history in it to give audiences something to work with.”
“I used to work the graveyard shift.”

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