"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."

-- Phyllis Diller

#Mom Quotes #Funny Inspirational Quotes #Clever Quotes

“When first you enter Wisdom's sea, beware-A wave of indecision floods you there.”
“Death is part of who we are. It guides us. It shapes us. It drives us to madness. Can you still be human if you have no mortal end”
“[M]odern society is indeed often, at least in surface appearance, nothing but a collection of strangers, each pursuing his or her own interests under minimal constraints.”

Source : Alasdair MacIntyre (2013). “After Virtue”, p.290, A&C Black
“In 1790, the nation which had fought a revolution against taxation without representation discovered that some of its citizens weren't much happier about taxation with representation.”
“I wish you all the pleasurable excitement one can have without hurting others and one's own dignity.”

Source : "Portret van een socioloog". VPRO, April 23, 1975.
“Sometimes all you need is just for somebody to believe in you in order to be able to accomplish maybe what you never thought you could.”
“I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.”
“I think itâ€™s fairly common for writers to be afflicted with two simultaneous yet contradictory delusions, the burning certainty that weâ€™re unique geniuses, and the constant fear that weâ€™re witless frauds who are speeding toward epic failure.”

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