"So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe."

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Source : "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, February 4, 2003.

Dave Attell

#Dad Quotes #Hate Quotes #Causes Quotes

“We'll bring out the Elvis TV trays.”

Source : Song: Lifestyles Of The Not So Rich And Famous, Album: No Ordinary Man
“In my mind's eye, it seemed like the way it was supposed to happen.”

Source : "The Beautifully Empty Mind of Will Ferrell". Interview with Erik Hedegaard, www.rollingstone.com. March 6, 2012.
“Strong drink stupefies a man and makes it possible for him to forget; it gives him an artificial cheeriness, an artificial excitement; and the pleasure of this state is increased by the low level of civilization and the narrow empty life to which these men are confined.”
“I value those artists who embody the expression of their life.”
“The first race of mankind used to dispute, as our ordinary people do now-a-days, in a kind of wild logic, uncultivated by rule of art.”
“Real worth requires no interpreter: its everyday deeds form its emblem.”
“Training, a lot of the time, is just uncomfortable. But discipline is all about doing the thing that's uncomfortable.”

Source : Frank Shamrock, Charles Fleming, Mickey Rourke (2012). “Uncaged: My Life as a Champion MMA Fighter”, p.252, Chicago Review Press
“The North can make a steam engine, locomotive or railway car; hardly a yard of cloth or a pair of shoes can you make. You are rushing into war with one of the most powerful, ingeniously mechanical and determined people on earth-right at your doors. You are bound to fail. Only in spirit and determination are you prepared for war. In all else you are totally unprepared, with a bad cause to start with.”

Source : Said to David F. Boyd at the Louisiana State Seminary on December 24, 1860. "The Civil War: A Book of Quotations" by Robert Blaisdell, 2004.

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