"I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there."

-- Brad Williams

#Country Quotes #Australia Quotes #People Quotes

“I step naked into the shower of truth - whole-hearted, bloody-minded, utterly selfish, no longer even pretending to enjoy or understand anything.”
“You have two kinds of secrets. The ones only you know. The ones only you don't.”

Source : James Richardson (2010). “By the Numbers”, p.34, Copper Canyon Press
“Although the quality of the vehicles is tremendously improving year after year but the underlying reasons that people are buying cars have really gotten focused. It's for high quality vehicles, reliable, fuel-efficient, and safe of course.”

Source : Source: 247wallst.com
“A good scientist values criticism almost higher than friendship: no, in science criticism is the height and measure of friendship.”
“There can be no self-government without self-discipline. There can be no self-government without self-control. There can be no liberty unless it is grounded in moral discipline and the ability to do what is right.”

Source : Alan Keyes' Speech at the California Republican Party Convention in Sacramento, California, www.keyesarchives.com. February 27, 1999.
“The roadwork is just rehearsal for that DVD you're going to film a year later.”

Source : TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.
“Law is the highest reason implanted in Nature, which commands what ought to be done and forbids the opposite.”
“Disarmament or limitation of armaments, which depends on the progress made on security, also contributes to the maintenance of peace.”

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