"The roadwork is just rehearsal for that DVD you're going to film a year later."

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Source : TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

Jeff Dunham

#Dvds Quotes #Years Quotes #Rehearsal Quotes

“We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear,And that's the burden of a year.”
“It is the artists who make the true value of the world, though at times they may have to starve to do it. They are like earthworms, turning up the soil so things can grow, eating dirt so that the rest of us may eat green shoots.”
“you say you have no courage, but i see it in you. what you did, the burden you agreed to shoulder, took courage. for that, i honor you.”
“You can't succeed coming to the potluck with only a fork.”
“I live a very low-key life.”
“If anybody laughs at your idea, view it as a sign of potential success!”

Source : Jim Rogers (2014). “A Gift to my Children: A Father's Lessons for Life and Investing”, p.14, John Wiley & Sons
“And all the way, to guide their chime, With falling oars they kept their time.”
“You can't have a Russian household without vodka. It's just something to wash everything down with. I can't remember a time when I didn't drink vodka, either in Russia or here. I don't think there's ever a wrong time to start drinking it. My ancestors drank it, and if I ever have any children, they'll be drinking it.”

Source : "Gary Shteyngart's Rules for Vodka Drinking" by Ben Detrick, www.esquire.com. August 9, 2010.

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