"If you really are superior, you don't go around saying you're superior - unless you're Jewish."

-- Bonnie McFarlane

#Ifs Quotes #Superiors Quotes

“It was a counter-attack and I had to take him down. I don't regret it and I would do it again if I had to.”
“In all the years I've been a therapist, I've yet to meet one girl who likes her body.”
“Catholics and evangelicals need to remain allied, and in solidarity, against the increasingly aggressive secularism of our age.”
“Some women enjoy unhappy love affairs, you know, though I have always felt that they are greatly overrated.”
“He inhaled her scent, uncaring of the blood and dirt and grime that permeated her hair and clothing. He was holding her. Finally holding her. â€œYouâ€™re real. Youâ€™re real.â€ She pulled away, looked up at him, the same answering emotion shining in her blue eyes. With a groan, he lowered his mouth to hers. He couldnâ€™t hold back. Nothing in the world would have kept him from kissing her in that moment. He was overcome.”
“It is time for the truth to be brought out... Behind the scenes, high-ranking Air Force officers are soberly concerned about the UFOs. But through official secrecy and ridicule, many citizens are led to believe the unknown flying objects are nonsense... I urge immediate Congressional action to reduce the dangers from secrecy about Unidentified Flying Objects”
“There is a powerful craving in most of us to see ourselves as instruments in the hands of others and thus free ourselves from the responsibility for acts which are prompted by our own questionable inclinations and impulses. Both the strong and the weak grasp at this alibi. The latter hide their malevolence under the virtue of obedience: they acted dishonorably because they had to obey orders. The strong, too, claim absolution by proclaiming themselves the chosen instrument of a higher power -- God, history, fate, nation, or humanity.”
“The world is endless, the universe inexhaustible, and the human brain will never be threatened with unemployment.”

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