"I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time."

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Adam Carolla

#People Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Complaining Quotes

“I wasnâ€™t getting obliterated, but I was getting a kick. I was very method on that. Thatâ€™s why Iâ€™d have gone along with it [if Tom had hit her]. But Tom was like: â€˜Oh my God â€“ I hope you donâ€™t murder me!â€™”
“The most civilized people are as near to barbarism as the most polished steel is to rust. Nations, like metals, have only a superficial brilliancy.”
“Rev it High. Rev it low. I'm strong, committed, and ready to go!”

Source : Twitter post from Sep 08, 2016
“I never saw a pessimistic general win a battle.”
“Once you crack the script, everything else follows.”
“Anyone can write a specification, but if nobody implements it, what is it but a particularly dry form of science fiction.”
“Our society values alert, problem-solving consciousness, and it devalues all other states of consciousness. Any kind of consciousness that is not related to the production or consumption of material goods is stigmatized in our society today. Of course we accept drunkenness. We allow people some brief respite from the material grind. A society that subscribes to that model is a society that is going to condemn the states of consciousness that have nothing to do with the alert problem-solving mentality.”
“I have been criticized rather strenuously by painters and sculptors for not incorporating their work in our buildings.”

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