"A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand, would be willing to have sex with the remote for the TV."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Funny Quotes #Sex Quotes #Giving Up Quotes

“Rock and roll is a nuclear blast of reality in a mundane world where no-one is allowed to be magnificent.”
“We own our movie and are now close to breaking even, even without finishing domestic DVD deals.”
“It was quite tough, not many opportunities. I remember in primary school, one of my teachers said, "As for you young man, you haven't got much of a future."”
“Expectations are dangerous when they are both too high and unformed.”
“The military defeat of an oppressive regime is important, but it does not answer our problems. It is where our problems begin, since social change cannot be reduced to a military solution.”
“REVOLUTION, n. A bursting of the boilers which usually takes place when the safety valve of public discussion is closed.”
“Dullness is the only crime for which an editor ought to be hung.”

Source : Josephus Daniels (1941). “Editor in Politics”
“I'm getting a wider circle of fans now. More women, more middle class people.”

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