"You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman."

-- Bonnie McFarlane

#Successful Quotes #Needs Quotes #Looking Good Quotes

“One has always had a childhood, whatever one becomes.”

Source : Alexandre Dumas fils (2004). “Camille”, p.85, Penguin
“[America is] a rebellious nation. Our whole history is treason; our blood was attained before we were born; our creeds were infidelity to the mother church; our constitution treason to our fatherland.”
“What have I gained by health? Intolerable dullness. What by mode meals? A total blank.”
“The school-boy doesnt force himself to learn his vocabularies and rules altogether at night, but knows that be must impress them again in the morning.”

Source : Hermann Ebbinghaus (1913). “Memory: A Contribution to Experimental Psychology”
“The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.”
“Be in love with the moments of your life.”
“As a people of faith, we know that prayer is a powerful instrument. And as one Nation under God, we know that many times our most powerful tool is prayer.”
“I once stole a book. It was really just the once, and at the time I called it borrowing. It was 1970, and the book, I could see by its lack of date stamps, had been lying unappreciated on the shelves of my convent school library since its publication in 1945.”

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