"There is often times when I'm in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which - don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining, but it's just interesting. It's just interesting that that occurs."

-- Brad Williams

#Interesting Quotes #Complaining Quotes #Bars Quotes

“I'm someone who's done the opposite of whatever the received wisdom is, to keep your career going into your 50s.”

Source : "Elizabeth McGovern Talks DOWNTON ABBEY, What Fans Can Expect in Season 3, the Success of the Show, and More". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. January 5, 2013.
“My hands are clean, but my heart has somewhat of impurity.”
“We need healthy forests if we want to protect our climate. As the climate changes, forests become more vulnerable to insect outbreaks, droughts and wildfires. Simultaneously, when our forests are destroyed, their carbon is released back into the atmosphere, further impacting climate change. It's a horrifying one-two punch.”

Source : "My Plans This Valentine’s Day Weekend" by Chris Noth, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 15, 2013.
“A Negro who does not vote is ungrateful to those who have already died in the fight for freedom. ... Any person who does not vote is failing to serve the cause of freedom - his own freedom, his people's freedom, and his country's freedom.”
“The real magic wand is the child's own mind.”
“I find it pointless sitting in my house not working, though I like to go on extended vacations from time to time.”
“Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“It's better to break a man's leg than his heart.”

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