"I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer."

-- Brad Williams

“It's not our mistakes that define us. It's the lessons we learn that show our true character.”
“The Holocaust illustrates the consequences of prejudice, racism and stereotyping on a society. It forces us to examine the responsibilities of citizenship and confront the powerful ramifications of indifference and inaction.”
“It's really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isn't even more fraud. After all, with no God, there's no one to ever call you to account, and no accounting at all if you can get away with it.”
“The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people. And maybe the reason vampires donâ€™t die is because they can never see themselves in photographs or mirrors.”
“I've always had a fighter's spark in me. I was born with it. I think it's in my blood.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“How often could things be remedied by a word. How often is it left unspoken.”
“You have to speak your dream out loud.”
“Truthfully, in this age those with intellect have no courage and those with some modicum of physical courage have no intellect. If things are to alter during the next fifty years then we must re-embrace Byronâ€™s ideal: the cultured thug.”

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