"Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away."

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Source : "Skanks for the Memories". Comedy Album, 2003.

Dave Attell

#Cuddling Quotes #Lines Quotes #Fine Quotes

“A man called, wanting to borrow a rope. "You cannot have it," said Nasrudin. "Why not?" "Because it is in use." "But I can see it just lying there, on the ground." "That's right: that's its use.”
“Impeachment is our system's last resort for someone who treats himself or herself as above the law, the most relevant thing is whether this president, by his recent course of action, on top of his violations of the foreign corruption or emoluments clause, this president has shone that he cannot be trusted to remain within the law and our constitution's last resort for situations of that kind is to get the person out of office.”
“As professional cricketers, we have to ensure that we are battle-ready all the time.”
“I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“And people who do not know the Lord ask why in the world we waste our lives as missionaries. They forget that they too are expending their lives... and when the bubble has burst they will have nothing of eternal significance to show for the years they have wasted.”
“A philosopher of imposing stature doesn't think in a vacuum. Even his most abstract ideas are, to some extent, conditioned by what is or is not known in the time when he lives.”
“When you enjoy what you do, work becomes play.”
“Run while you still have the chance.”

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