"I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math."

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“The decisive means for politics is violence.”

Source : Max Weber (2009). “From Max Weber: Essays in Sociology”, p.121, Routledge
“Your team has entrusted a portion of their life to you, and it's your job to help them grow, personally and professionally.”

Source : David Cottrell (2002). “Monday Morning Leadership: 8 Mentoring Sessions You Can't Afford to Miss”, p.75, CornerStone Leadership Inst
“My figures come and go, suggested by fortune or misfortune. I try to fix them divested of their apparent accidental quality.”

Source : Max Beckmann, Barbara Copeland Buenger (1997). “Self-Portrait in Words: Collected Writings and Statements, 1903-1950”, p.302, University of Chicago Press
“I throw down the gauntlet to chance. For example, I prepare the ground for a picture by cleaning my brush over the canvas. Spilling a little turpentine can also be helpful.”
“Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture.”
“Most of the harm in the world is done by good people, and not by accident, lapse, or omission. It is the result of their deliberate actions, long persevered in, which they hold to be motivated by high ideals toward virtuous ends.”

Source : Isabel Paterson (1993). “God of the Machine”, p.235, Transaction Publishers
“I'm so compulsive about stuff, I know if I had ever gotten pregnant, of course, that would have been my whole focus. But I didn't choose to have children because I'm focused on my career. And I just don't think, as compulsive as I am, that I could manage both.”
“Encouraging children to live healthy lifestyles is something I take very seriously.”

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