"I admire ventriloquists, because I can't do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can't do what they do."

-- Brad Williams

#Mean Quotes #Might Quotes #Now And Then Quotes

“For many years I had allowed my second husband to take credit for my paintings. But one day, unable to continue the deception any longer, I left him and my home in California and moved to Hawaii.”

Source : "Everything You Need To Know About Margaret & Walter Keane, Tim Burton’s Latest Obsession" by Katherine Brooks, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 23, 2014.
“An ordinary man seeks freedom through enlightenment. An enlightened man expresses freedom through being ordinary.”
“If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful.”
“Words are the wings of actions.”
“Seems like everybody wants to know if an athlete is on drugs, so you got to stay clear of wild people.”

Source : Source: business.highbeam.com
“If you love people enough, they will give you everything.”
“There are all kinds of silences and each of them means a different thing”

Source : Beryl Markham (2012). “West with the Night”, p.58, Open Road Media
“But seventeen is an inconvenient time to fall in love.”

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