"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."

-- Mitch Hedberg

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“For the mystic what is how. For the craftsman how is what. For the artist what and how are one.”
“Debt is normal. Be weird.”
“The more connections you and your lover make, not just between your bodies, but between your minds, your hearts, and your souls, the more you will strengthen the fabric of your relationship, and the more real moments you will experience together.”
“My paintings are loosely based on meta narratives. The pictures float in and out of pictorial genres. Still life's become personified, portraits become events, and landscapes become constructions. I embrace the area between which the subject is composed and decomposing, formed and formless, inanimate and alive.”
“Hard work and an open mind - it's the only way to realize the potential that is inside every one of us.”
“Winning the peace is harder than winning the war.”
“â€ŽI know you're still young but I want you to understand and learn this now. Marriage can wait, education cannot. You're a very very bright girl. Truly you are. You can be anything you want Laila. I know this about you. And I also know that when this war is over Afghanistan is going to need you as much as its men maybe even more. Because a society has no chance of success if its women are uneducated Laila. No chance.”
“I say 'come with it.' I'm not expecting anything easy. You have to earn your place. That's fine with me.”

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