"In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So was 'talking dirty.'"

-- Eugene Mirman

#Dirty Quotes #Talking Quotes #Funny Graduation Quotes

“While there are other parenting books with insight into childhood, Parenting from Your Heart goes a step further, showing parents how to put theory into practice with their own child in a realistic, compassionate and effective way. This book is worth its weight in gold!?”
“Endeavor to have always in your hand a pious book, that with this shield you may defend yourself against bad thoughts.”
“The grid is like the lines on a football field. You can play a great game in the grid or a lousy game. But the goal is to play a really fine game.”

Source : "Beautiful Games: stylised football posters", www.theguardian.com. June 6, 2013.
“You men do not understand the delights of a glance, of a pressure of the hand... but as for me, I swear to you that, when I listen to your voice, I feel such a deep, strange bliss that the most passionate kisses could not take its place.”

Source : Mikhail Lermontov (2015). “A Hero of Our Time”, p.119, Xist Publishing
“The idea that we can operate in different times is very important for me. And it manifests in daily life or when you meditate. In a way, it's a very scientific thing that you experience for yourself, how time passes, how your body can react to time in different ways.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Many Muslim countries are closed to missionaries, a policy Christians see as a denial of religious liberty.”

Source : "Christians and Muslims". "Religion & Ethics NewsWeekly" with Bob Abernethy, www.pbs.org. September 19, 2008.
“Abilities wither under faultfinding, blossom with encouragement.”
“We all naturally want to become successful... we also want to take shortcuts. And it's easy to do so, but you can never take away the effort of hard work and discipline and sacrifice.”

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