"The U.S. Census Bureau reports that American homes are 650 square feet larger today than they were in 1980. Unfortunately, so are most Americans."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Home Quotes #Squares Quotes #Census Bureau Quotes

“I'm there to make people laugh. I'm not trying to come across as sexy.”
“You need fear to create, to live.”
“There's nothing to compare to live music, there just isn't anything.”
“Positive change always encounters resistance, conflict, and obstacles. We must embrace difficult and heated situations in life, for that is the method of igniting our reactions in order to transform them.”
“To Koreans on the other side, we care about your freedom.”
“My phone buzzes. Itâ€™s from Karou: a list of conversation openers that I wonâ€™t be needing. â€”a) Hi. Iâ€™m Zuzana. Iâ€™m actually a marionette brought to life by the Blue Fairy, and the only way I can gain a soul is if a human falls in love with me. Help a puppet out? â€”b) Hi. Iâ€™m Zuzana. The touch of my lips imparts immortality. Just sayinâ€™. â€”c) Hi. Iâ€™m Zuzana. I think I might like you.”
“The negative has to be done on an A and B [roll] so you don't see the cuts, the splices on the frameline.”
“The chance to go to the postseason, it's hard to pass up.”

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