"I'm there to make people laugh. I'm not trying to come across as sexy."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Sexy Quotes #People Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“Language is a social art.”

Source : Willard Van Orman Quine, Dagfinn Føllesdal, Douglas B. Quine (2008). “Confessions of a Confirmed Extensionalist: And Other Essays”, p.289, Harvard University Press
“Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here's the bad news. You just wasted it listening to this joke.”
“That's the past. I don't agree with retrospect.”
“I love women, but I've never had a relationship with a woman.”
“If it is true that cowardice is the most grave vice, then the dog, at least, is not guilty of it.”
“Fellow made me a $10 bet I couldnt quit, and I havent had a drink since. At the time I needed the $10.”
“I'm not a natural comedian, as an artist. I studied comedy growing up. I would watch Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence, all day.”

Source : "Brandon T. Jackson Interview BIG MOMMA'S: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON". Interview, collider.com. February 17, 2011.
“The problem is, for men and women, the idea that sexuality is about dominance and submission, when, in fact, cooperation is a lot more fun, to put it my way. So some of it, a lot of it, is just about empathy.”

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