"Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Funny Quotes #London Olympics Quotes #Yesterday Quotes

“When the stormy winds of life threaten to knock you down, may you have the courage to spread your wings and fly!”
“Hopes are but the dreams of those that wake.”
“Born in Jerusalem, Wadie Said went from being a dragoman to a salesman in the United States and thence to a hugely successful businessman in Egypt.”
“The pavilion that seems to be hiding you from God may be fear of man rather than this desire to serve others. The Savior's only motivation was to help people... I challenge you to go for the Lord to someone, despite any fear you may have, to extend love and forgiveness. I promise you that as you do, you will feel the love of the Savior for that person and His love for you, and it will not seem to come from a great distance.”
“Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.”
“Happiness comes in moments, & then it's gone until the next time. Could be years. But sadness settles it.”
“If you believe you're right...stand up and fight for your place in the sun. If you believe you can do it, hang in for the whole 15 rounds because even if you don't win, you will have earned the respect of everyone in the fight, including yourself, and in that sense you will have prevailed.”
“Man loves company - even if it is only that of a small burning candle.”

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