"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

-- Henny Youngman

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“It is a false idea that the Saints will escape all the judgments, whilst the wicked suffer; for all flesh is subject to suffer and â€œthe righteous shall hardly escape.â€ â€¦So that is an unhallowed principle to say that such and such have transgressed because they have been preyed upon by disease or death, for all flesh is subject to death; and the Savior has said, â€œjudge not, lest ye be judged.”
“I don't think people understand that being poor means you have to work from dawn until dusk just to survive through the day. I think there's some notion that poor people lie about all day not doing anything.”
“When the desire ain't on me I don't need help. When it is on me I don't want any. See? Like the old fellah that never mended his roof. Said on a wet day he couldn't do it and on a dry day it was as good as anybody's.”

Source : Agnes Sligh Turnbull (1952). “The Gown of Glory”
“So popular is the naval service the only embarrassment is that men volunteer so rapidly we have to work overtime to give them hardy, adequate housing and proper training.”
“To be associated with success is absolutely wonderful.”
“People who say "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" never felt a broken heart.”
“The most affluent may be stripped of all, and find his worldly comforts, like so many withered leaves, dropping from him.”
“Utopianism substitutes glorious predictions and unachievable promises for knowledge, science, and reason, while laying claim to them all.”

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