"The campaign to put a woman on the $20 bill has narrowed the choices down to four finalists. The four finalists are Rosa Parks, Harriet Tubman, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Flo from the Progressive Insurance ads."

-- Conan O'Brien

#Choices Quotes #Campaigns Quotes #Four Quotes

“75% of what happens to Paul Gascoigne in his life is fiction..”
“Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?”
“How was life before Pop-Tarts, Prozac and padded playgrounds? They ate strudel, took opium and played on the grass.”
“The longer I live the greater is my respect for manure in all its forms.”

Source : Elizabeth Arnim, Elizabeth Von Arnim (2005). “Elizabeth and Her German Garden”, p.219, Cosimo, Inc.
“I didn't want to die - not before I'd finished reading The Return of the Native anyhow.”
“I've done well, I've been disappointed, and I think it all goes back to you. Of course the labels are going to be the labels. It's the music business. You are a business. That's what they do. So you've got to protect yourself.”
“Fashion exists for women with no taste, etiquette for people with no breeding.”
“Sometimes it takes just living your life a certain way to be able to open yourself to the rhythm of the cosmos.”

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