"Do you ever have one of those weeks where you know nothings gonna go right?"

-- Dov Davidoff

#Week Quotes #Knows Quotes

“When I'm lovin' these hoes, there ain't no love involved.”

Source : Song: Let's Get High
“It is bad to want something that not even God could attain, especially when the impossibility becomes obvious.”

Source : Source: www.3ammagazine.com
“The only consistent narrative we possess is one that we share with every other life-form: we are born, we live, and then we die.”
“The heart has its own language. The heart knows a hundred thousand ways to speak.”
“Aging happy and well, instead of sad and sick, is at least under some personal control. We have considerable control over our weight, our exercise, our education, and our abuse of cigarettes and alcohol. With hard work and/or therapy, our relationships with our spouses and our coping styles can be changed for the better. A successful old age may lie not so much in our stars and genes as in ourselves.”
“Believe me, after the destruction of Chinese nuclear sites by our missiles, there won't be much time for the Americans to choose between the defense of their Chinese allies and peaceful co-existence with us.”
“Forget love. Try good manners.”

Source : Rebecca Wells (2009). “Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood: Novel, A”, p.26, Harper Collins
“There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion.”

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