"There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion."

-- Stephen Colbert

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“My mind leaps to my theory about presidents - that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and the others who start wars. In short - and don't quote me, because this is an incomplete expression of a more complex premise - I believe blow jobs prevent war.”
“This problem - it is age old. To do what is right and save the day without destroying the very thing the day is lived for.”
“One minute she acts like she wants to be with me and I'm the one rejecting her. The next, she's got this barbed wire fence and barking dogs around her, like I can't even ask her the simplest questions." "And here I was assuming you didn't care about her." Stabbing his fingers through his hair, he groaned, "I don't!" "And you make it perfectly clear." Men. Idiots.”

Source : Jennifer Armintrout (2007). “Blood Ties Book Three: Ashes to Ashes”, p.107, MIRA
“Every time I get an opponent - I mean, every time I get a chance - I'm home.”

Source : "The eight biggest campaign gaffes". thehill.com. September 5, 2014.
“In fact one of the things about Plotinus is that he maybe not singlehandedly, but I think more than anyone else, killed off the variety and dissension among the philosophical schools of antiquity.”

Source : Source: www.abc.net.au
“They can buy whatever brand they want. We will supply the finance.”
“I doubt that I will get involved with politics. That's something I don't have in me.”
“I need to say what's in my heart, and you call it a style”

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