"I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude."

-- Patrice O'Neal

#Order Quotes #Needs Quotes #Buffets Quotes

“It may take months or years for a wish to come true, but it's far more likely to happen when you care so much about a wish that you'll do all you can to make it happen.”
“Whatever you do, think of the Glory of God as your main goal.”
“Go as hard as you can on the first piece and then pray that you get switched. Repeat.”
“Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?”
“He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.”
“In the mid-1960s, as hard to believe as it may be now, choosing to go into academic philosophy was not an imprudent career choice. There were lots of academic jobs in philosophy then.”
“I still reject lead roles, as I don't accept any role if I don't find it challenging enough. I am very careful while making selections.”
“Wrong views about holiness are generally traceable to wrong views about human corruption.”

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