Bob Thaves famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.
-- Bob Thaves

#Government #Trying #Income
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
-- Bob Thaves

#Hilarious #Struggle #Cupcakes
Money talks â€” but credit has an echo.
-- Bob Thaves

#Echoes #Credit #Money Talks
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
-- Bob Thaves

#Funny #Mind #Weak
It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.
-- Bob Thaves

#Evil #Triumph #Spread
A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.
-- Bob Thaves

#Law #Creative #Fool
The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.
-- Bob Thaves

#Congress
Money talks — but credit has an echo.
-- Bob Thaves

#Money #Echoes #Credit
I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.
-- Bob Thaves

#Believe #Reality #Facing Reality
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.
-- Bob Thaves

#Irs #World
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!
-- Bob Thaves

#Live Life #People #Goes On
I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.
-- Bob Thaves

#Brain #Knows

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