Joy Browne famous quotes

03-13-2025

Just trying to do something - just being there, showing up - is how we get braver. Self-esteem is about doing.
-- Joy Browne

#Inspirational #Self Esteem #Trying
In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part).
-- Joy Browne

#Mean #Dating #May
Take your hurt feelings and channel them into political activism.
-- Joy Browne

#Hurt #Women #Political
We've turned into a nation of mothers to our men. I think it's a dreadful mistake that doesn't benefit anybody.
-- Joy Browne

#Mother #Mistake #Women
When a guy says, "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," he means "Don't make a fuss over my birthday". When we say "Don't make a fuss over my birthday," we mean "Give me a surprise party. Do something lavish. Just don't tell everyone my age."
-- Joy Browne

#Women #Party #Mean
You can certainly go to war about it, but to me it seems pointless.
-- Joy Browne

#War #Women #Pointless
You don't need a reason to divorce someone you can't stand.
-- Joy Browne

#Women #Divorce #Needs
You're much more interesting when you're online - all of us are.
-- Joy Browne

#Women #Interesting #Online
The American notion of family is perhaps the most romanticized, deep-rooted, and misery-producing fantasy of the last hundred years.
-- Joy Browne

#Family #Years #Lasts
A dedication to perfection means that we are doomed always to be just a heartbeat way - from exposure. Perfection is unchanging; lives are ongoing.
-- Joy Browne

#Life Changing #Mean #Dedication
The thing about sex is not that you're naked physically, but if you do it right, that you're naked emotionally.
-- Joy Browne

#Sex #Naked
Sex is ... scratching an itch Everything else is something we project on a very simple act. It's the psychology, not the biology, that's complicated.
-- Joy Browne

#Sex #Simple #Psychology
Getting enough of what you want without depriving anyone else is the ultimate act of selfishness and sanity.
-- Joy Browne

#Success #Selfishness #Want
She's an idiot. She's looking at life through a selfish, lusty haze.
-- Joy Browne

#Selfish #Women #Idiot
Sex is meant to be, if not addictive, at least a very compelling behavior.
-- Joy Browne

#Sex #Women #Behavior
When in doubt, do the obvious.
-- Joy Browne

#Doubt #Obvious
Charity always feels better to the donor than to the recipient.
-- Joy Browne

#Feel Better #Charity #Donors
If we give up the notion that everybodyâ€™s life is perfect but ours, we would be a lot happier. Nobodyâ€™s life is perfect.
-- Joy Browne

#Giving Up #Women #Perfect
Adulthood was invented to repair the wounds of childhood.
-- Joy Browne

#Women #Childhood #Wounds
How do you take something and make it special? The answer is a lot of hard work and a great deal of imagination.
-- Joy Browne

#Women #Hard Work #Imagination
Infidelity, cheating is the easiest, stupidest, dumbest thing you can do.
-- Joy Browne

#Cheating #Women #Infidelity
It does no good to be right, if what you're craving is wrong.
-- Joy Browne

#Women #Doe #Craving
It is a lot harder to put something back together than to keep it running.
-- Joy Browne

#Running #Women #Together
It's not unusual for kids in their twenties to be mad at their parents.
-- Joy Browne

#Women #Kids #Mad
Most of sex is psychological - most of it is between our ears and not between our legs.
-- Joy Browne

#Sex #Women #Ears
Opposites attract - and then aggravate.
-- Joy Browne

#Women #Opposites #Opposites Attract
Superstition is just fantasy with attitude; it's a way of erroneously trying to control events.
-- Joy Browne

#Attitude #Trying #Events

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