Kelly Link famous quotes

You have to salvage what you can, even if you're the one who buried it in the first place.
-- Kelly Link

#Life #Firsts #Buried

Everyone knows that wizards are pigheaded and come to bad ends.
-- Kelly Link

#Wizards #Ends

I would like to write a novel, or at least try to write one, although my motives are not entirely pure. For one thing, I get asked about writing novels so much that I feel guilty about never having written one. And although I have no strong desire to write a novel, I would hate not to try. That would just be silly. On the other hand, I hate the idea of slogging through something that turns out to be not good.
-- Kelly Link

#Strong #Hate #Silly

The initial spark usually has something to do with panic -- I'm due to turn in a story to a workshop or an editor. It's a terrible working method.
-- Kelly Link

#Editors #Stories #Panic

I'm grateful when stories come in a rush, although I keep an eye on them afterwards, to see whether they hold together. It's harder to judge the ones that took so long to finish. With those, I've lost perspective. Mostly I'm just glad that I can be done with them.
-- Kelly Link

#Grateful #Eye #Long

Everyone has a bizarre childhood and unusual life experiences, whether they know it or not. There's no such thing as a normal childhood. What's useful in writing weird fiction is learning how to understand and articulate those moments of personal, particular strangeness.
-- Kelly Link

#Writing #Childhood #Fiction

So yes, this is a show about an adolescent girl, her friends, and various vampires. Vampires writing in diaries, vampires attending high school, vampires investigating various mysterious supernatural events, vampires tormenting each other, vampires eavesdropping on each other, and vampires being sarcastic about other vampires' hairstyles. Vampires embracing every possible opportunity to take off their shirts.
-- Kelly Link

#Girl #Sarcastic #Writing

When you're Dead ... you stay up all night long.
-- Kelly Link

#Night #Long #Up All Night

I spend a lot of time loathing the sentences that I put down on the page. Once I'm past that phase, it doesn't really matter what the routine is (coffee shop, someone else's house, my dining room table), I'm pretty fast. I go back to the start of whatever I'm working on, every half hour or so, and revise my way back to where I left off. I have my headphones on, I'm checking email, I look at Twitter and Tumblr, and drink a lot of coffee. I need a lot of distraction to work.
-- Kelly Link

#Coffee #Past #House

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows.
-- Kelly Link

#Reality #Dating #Looking Good

When I'm up for an award, there are usually two or three other things on the ballot that I like better than my own fiction.
-- Kelly Link

#Awards #Two #Three

You say that if we hadn't just gotten married, you would want to marry Miss Arkansas. Even if she can't spell. She can sit on her hair. A lover could climb that hair like a gym rope. It's fairy-tale hair, Rapunzel hair. We saw her practicing for the pageant in the hotel ballroom with two wild pigs, her hair braided into two lassoes.
-- Kelly Link

#Hair #Pigs #Two

In terms of style, too, I think I've been working with a somewhat limited -- although intentionally limited -- set of tools. So I'm attempting to be a bit looser as I start stories off. To digress. To make interesting mistakes.
-- Kelly Link

#Mistake #Thinking #Interesting

The Customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is an a**hole. That's the first rule of retail.
-- Kelly Link

#Retail #Firsts #Sometimes

You get a lot of narrative energy from people who make really big mistakes, who act against their best interests, who do things that turn out to have serious consequences. It's very hard make a story out of people doing the right thing over and over again.
-- Kelly Link

#Mistake #People #Energy

The beloved may be treacherous, greasy-headed and given to evil habits, or else it can be a man in his late forties who works too much, or it can be an alarm clock.
-- Kelly Link

#Men #Evil #Alarms

The world is a dangerous place, full of people who don't trust each other. This is why I am staying up in this tree.
-- Kelly Link

#People #Tree #World

Topiary has always seemed like a good occupation, comparable in some ways to writing short fiction.
-- Kelly Link

#Writing #Fiction #Occupation

Our eyes are always blind when they view the future.
-- Kelly Link

#Eye #Views #Blind

Look. All books are weird when you think about it.... It goes without saying that real life is also weird.
-- Kelly Link

#Real #Book #Thinking

It's very unlikely that a writer is going to make a living by writing. So then the question is: how do you balance work, life, and writing? If you find out, please tell me.
-- Kelly Link

#Writing #Balance #Unlikely

Most of the things that I remember from childhood wouldn't make a particularly good story: rescuing worms during rainstorms, our schnauzer attacking a wheel of cheese when someone dropped it during dinner, my parents tricking us into riding Space Mountain at Disney World (we thought it was an educational people-mover kind of ride), playing Star Wars (I got to marry Harrison Ford and my sister married Luke Skywalker) in first and second grade. On the other hand, we always had lots of interesting babysitters--seminary students and friends of my parents--who told really good ghost stories.
-- Kelly Link

#Stars #War #Educational

I don't think I'm cut out for a job where you have to look professionally tidy. I prefer working in my pajamas and taking showers after lunch.
-- Kelly Link

#Jobs #Cutting #Thinking

I don't abandon stories once I've started working on them. Once I sit down and start a story, I'll be damned if I'm going to give up on it. But I do reject most of the ideas for stories that I come up with.
-- Kelly Link

#Giving Up #Ideas #Stories

I built a cannon out of ice, and wrapped myself in the funeral carpet which my husbands and wives had woven for me out of their own hair, and one of my wives was my gunner. I came back here, after many adventures, and once, when I'd been drinking, donated the funeral carpet to the national museum. When I was sober again, I asked for it back, but they claimed not to know what I was talking about.
-- Kelly Link

#Husband #Drinking #Adventure

Whether or not this story has a happy ending depends, of course, on who is reading it. Whether you are a wolf or a girl.
-- Kelly Link

#Girl #Reading #Stories

Becka might have been average in L.A., but average in L.A. is Queen of Mars in the visiting room of a federal penitentiary in North Carolina.
-- Kelly Link

#Queens #Average #North Carolina

We are sitting on our honeymoon bed in the honeymoon suite. We are in a state of honeymoon, in our honey month. These words are so sweet: honey, moon. This bed is so big, we could live on it. We have been happily marooned -- honey marooned -- on this bed for days.
-- Kelly Link

#Sweet #Moon #Bed

Most of My Friends are two-thirds water
-- Kelly Link

#Two #Water #Thirds

Part of you is always traveling faster, always traveling ahead. Even when you are moving, it is never fast enough to satisfy that part of you.
-- Kelly Link

#Moving #Enough #Faster

Sometimes it is safer to read maps with your feet.
-- Kelly Link

#Feet #Maps #Sometimes

No wizard has ever made himself useful by magic, or, if they've tried, they've only made matters worse. No wizard ever stopped a war or mended a fence. It's better that they stay in their marshes, out of the way of worldly folk like farmers and soldiers and merchants and kings.
-- Kelly Link

#Kings #War #Soldier

You should never poison a witch.
-- Kelly Link

#Poison #Witch #Should

A monster. You and your friends, all of you. Pretty monsters. It's a stage all girls go through. If you're lucky you get through it without doing any permanent damage to yourself or anyone else.
-- Kelly Link

#Inspirational #Girl #Teenager

You were going to travel for love, without shoes, or cloak, or common sense. This is one of the things a woman can do when her lover leaves her. It's hard on the feet perhaps, but staying at home is hard on the heart, and you weren't quite ready to give up on him yet.
-- Kelly Link

#Giving Up #Home #Heart

There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to laugh at first. When you see a clown, most people get a little nervous. There's the pallor and the cakey mortician-style makeup, the shuffling and the untidy hair. But clowns were probably malicious, and they moved fast on those little bicycles and in those little crammed cars. Zombies weren't much of anything. They didn't carry musical instruments and they didn't care whether or not you laughed at them. You always knew what zombies wanted.)
-- Kelly Link

#Makeup #Hair #Laughing

Nobody tells her to shut up. It would be pointless. Amy has a large heart and an even larger mouth. When it rains, Amy rescues worms off the sidewalk. When you get tired of having a secret, you tell Amy. Understand: Amy isn't that much stupider than anyone else in the story. It's just that she thinks out loud.
-- Kelly Link

#Rain #Tired #Heart

Life is a series of sudden disappearances, leave-takings without the proper goodbyes.
-- Kelly Link

#Life #Goodbye #Life Is

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you.
-- Kelly Link

#Real #People #Zombie

I'd be flattered if someone said that my work is "too weird" for them. I value the uncompliment.
-- Kelly Link

#Said #Flattered #Values

What I like about narrative in general is when there is some incongruity between the form and content. Let's say, mixing up the gothic with a coming-of-age narrative. Telling a love story that's also a monster story. Mixing up superhero tropes with your monster tropes. I like category confusion.
-- Kelly Link

#Confusion #Superhero #Age

I've gotten a little superstitious about listening to music when I write. Once a story is going somewhere, I keep listening to the same music whenever I work on that story. It seems to help me keep in voice, and alternatively, if I need to make some kind of dramatic shift, I'll go and put on something different to shake myself awake.
-- Kelly Link

#Writing #Voice #Listening

As if our happiness, our good fortune, might rub off, contestants ask us for a light: they brush up against us in the halls, pull strands of hair off our clothing. Whenever we leave our bed, our room -- not often -- two or three are sure to be lurking just outside our door.
-- Kelly Link

#Light #Hair #Doors

Well, I don't ever leave out details, in that I don't come up with information or description which I don't then use. I only ever come up with what seems to me absolutely essential to make the story work. I'm not usually an overwriter. As I revise, it's usually a matter of adding in as much vivid details as seem necessary to make the story come clear without slowing down the momentum of the story.
-- Kelly Link

#Essentials #Details #Momentum

I think that we want to be led slightly astray when we're being told a story. Just a little wrong footed.
-- Kelly Link

#Thinking #Stories #Want

A vampire is a flexible metaphor. You know, death, sex, change, stagnation, loss of self, loss of agency, having to keep one's real self secret, the possibility of something lasting forever: love, hate, grief.
-- Kelly Link

#Sex #Hate #Real

You may very well ask what the goddess of love is doing in St. Andrews, writing trashy romances. Adapting.
-- Kelly Link

#Writing #Love Is #Romance

There are stories about winter ghosts found tangled like lice in their lovers' hair. Dead people have no hair themselves, which is how they can be recognized in winter. But in summer, the living and dead may pass each other on the street, and no one knows the difference.
-- Kelly Link

#Summer #Winter #Hair

I didn't do anything as active as deciding that I wanted to be a writer. For one thing, I didn't feel like I was the final authority on whether or not I was anything like a writer. (I'm a timid soul.) I just kept writing stories, because becoming a veterinarian seemed as if it involved too much dissection.
-- Kelly Link

#Writing #Soul #Finals

Remember, when you don’t know what to do, it never hurts to play Scrabble. It’s like reading the I Ching or tea leaves.
-- Kelly Link

#Hurt #Reading #Play