Louis Tomlinson famous quotes

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Firsts #Video #Diaries

I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Girlfriend #Night #Guy

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Live Life #Moments #Uncertain

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Rhyme

I'm gay. It's pretty unfortunate.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Gay #Unfortunate

If I were to look in you ferigerator....refridgefreetorator...fridge....what would I find?
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Looks #Fridges

My ideas for the future? To take over the world.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Ideas #World

Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Needs #Helping #Shirts

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Girl #Baseball #Guy

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Want

I want my first son to be called 'Tommy.' It will sound great, Tommy Tomlinson
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Son #Sound #Want

Live fast, have fun, be a bit mischievous.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Fun #Having Fun #Mischievous

You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep...
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Sleep #Tea #Cups

And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#People #Might #Remember

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Party #Mushrooms #Fungi

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Smile #Running #Dad

I'd like to make a shout out...SHOUT OUT!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Shout Out

It's incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#People #Support #Incredibles

Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Love You #Guy #Bird

Swag mastah from Doncastah!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Swag

The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Drinking #Tea #Stories

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Hot #Chili

When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Running #Home #Naked

I once woke up at a random guy's house and i didn't actually know who he was.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#House #Guy

It's important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently - and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Girlfriend #Hate #Guy

There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#People #Annoying #Mates

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Beautiful #Fans

When you’re in love you’ll do anything, I’d go to the end of the world.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Love You #World #End Of The World

We're not perfect, we're not clean cut. We're just trying to be ourselves.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Hate #Cutting #Perfect

I like kisses that aren't too fast or rushed - that's what makes a good kiss.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Kissing #Hug

If you wanna go somewhere, you can do; nothing is stopping you.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Stopping

I wan’t a girl who is fun and loves adventure.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Girl #Fun #Adventure

I love the big red bus!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Red #Bigs #Bus

Yes! The Tommo is back!
-- Louis Tomlinson

I had this dream...that we had this new sixth member, for some reason, and he actually ended up being quite horrible! And he started a fight with me! And I wanted him to go away and none of the boys were helping me!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Dream #Fighting #Boys

Those sound like the three best answers I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Sound #Three #Answers

I don't know if we'll ever get used to the attention from the fans.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Fans #Attention #Used

No,' Jimmy protested.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Jimmy

As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Book #Sleep #Cereal

Stop the traffic...let 'em through...
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Ems #Traffic

In week one of the 'X Factor,' just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Girl #Quirky #Littles

Woah! Calm down, Curly!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Calm #Calm Down

I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker I can be romantic, but not too sickly.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Loyal

And as for you, stop having curly hair!
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Curly Hair #Hair

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Going For It #Tiny #Chance

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Fall #Tears #British

All my mates are at university, and it's a life I haven't had a chance to enjoy, so it's great to turn up and sample a bit of it.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Chance #Mates #Enjoy

I want to see the Doncaster Rovers supporters get the club the success it deserves.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Clubs #Want #Deserve

I'm not great with money. I'd go crazy if I were left to my own devices. My mum and girlfriend sort it out. I'm not driven by it, but I love to be generous.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Girlfriend #Crazy #Driven

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Zebras #Stripes #Want

You know what it would just be amazing to be remembered, you know like a mum telling a daughter ‘the boyband of my time, One Direction, they just had fun and they’re just normal guys but terrible, terrible dancers.’
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Daughter #Fun #One Direction

Sometimes I think I'm not normal, and I get weirder and weirder everyday.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Hate #Thinking #Everyday

One time, Niall sat on the floor for hours trying to find a way of putting his M&M's in alphabetical order.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Order #Trying #Way

I'm Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!
-- Louis Tomlinson

To be honest, I don't think I'm the best role model in the world. I'm pretty immature sometimes.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Thinking #Role Models #Immature

I like someone who doesn't take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Hate #People #Uptight

I quite like American music, like The Fray - I'm a massive fan of them - and The Killers. I also like more acoustic stuff like Ed Sheeran; I like this English songwriter James Morrison and another singer called Ben Howard.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Fans #Singers #Stuff

I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Girlfriend #Ham #Potatoes