Wil Anderson famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for you.
-- Wil Anderson

#Sex #Pie #Rights
But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings on items that should not require warnings. The hotel I am staying in has a hair dryer, on the cord of the hair dryer there is a warning and this is what it says: â€œWarning! Do not use in shower!â€ Ladies and gentlemen if you have a friend who wants to use their hair dryer in the shower, you let them.
-- Wil Anderson

#Hair #Gentleman #Age

My mind leaps to my theory about presidents - that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and the others who start wars. In short - and don't quote me, because this is an incomplete expression of a more complex premise - I believe blow jobs prevent war.
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
There are many men - such as those often to be found among the Indians - who are refined until they have qualities often attributed to the female sex. Yet they are men, and strong ones.
A pie dough comes together exactly like a biscuit only there is very, very little liquid and no leavening involved. Other than that, the same rules apply. My best advice: handle the dough as little as possible.
Don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.
The key to changing our past, present, and future is to create our piece of the PIE (our Perceptions, Interpretations, & Expectations) on purpose.
I don't know if the unborn has rights, but I do know that being born again doesn't give you more rights.
Familiarize yourselves with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them. Accustomed to trample on the rights of others, you have lost the genius of your own independence and become the fit subjects of the first cunning tyrant who rises among you.
I'm trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader.

Wil Anderson famous quotes

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