"If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for you."

-- Wil Anderson

#Sex Quotes #Pie Quotes #Rights Quotes

“Only the man who has enough good in him to feel the justice of the penalty can be punished; the others can only be hurt.”

Source : William Ernest Hocking (1956). “The Coming World Civilization”
“Not doing anything can be worse than doing the wrong thing.”
“I think especially boys have a competitive streak when they're 12.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“If I were not French I would choose to be - Scotch.”
“The vortex theory [of the atom] is only a dream. Itself unproven, it can prove nothing, and any speculations founded upon it are mere dreams about dreams.”
“No international court can ever substitute for a working national justice system. Or for a society at piece.”
“The devil has never found a better tool in the history of the world to destroy the happiness of human beings than liquor.”
“I love doing big movies. It's awesome! You have all these toys. The thing I like about this movie is, like they always say, directors have the biggest train sets! Don't tell anyone, but I'd do this for free.”

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