Lawns famous quotes

A saint in crape is twice a saint in lawn.
-- Alexander Pope

#Saint #Lawns

A jet plane cannot mow the lawn, but it can fly to distant destinations. Don't worry so much about what you can't do; just do what you can as only you can do it.
-- Dan Millman

#Worry #Jet Planes #Lawns

Alexia, did you know there is an entire regiment decamping on your front lawn? Laddy Maccon sighed. "Really, Ivy, I would never have noticed.
-- Gail Carriger

#Ivy #Lawns

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.
-- Jeaniene Frost

#Kids #Lawns

If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess Id just stand out on my lawn for a while.
-- Johnny Christ

#Standing Out #Lawns #Gnome

Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.
-- Kevin Hearne

#Lawns #Lad

I’m on top of my green like a lawn chair
-- Lil Wayne

#Green #Chairs #Lawns

The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.
-- Maxine

#Nice #Keys #Lawns

If the grass is greener somewhere else...start watering your own lawn!
-- Michael Beckwith

#Lawns #Grass #Grass Is Greener

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.
-- Michael Pollan

#Environment #Lawns

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
-- R. K. Milholland

#Maturity #Lawns #Grass

What do you think it is?" "It could be anything from a lawn trimmer to a bomb, for all I know." "I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?
-- Rachel Caine

#Thinking #Bombs #Lawns

I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?
-- Rachel Caine

#Said #Lawns #Myrnin

Mowing your lawn is against nature.
-- Rufus Wainwright

#Mowing #Lawns

I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn.
-- Taylor Lautner

#Garbage #Helping #Lawns

"I want to be a lawn." Greta Garbo.
-- W. C. Sellar

#Nature #Want #Lawns

Some lawns have all the cheer of old cemeteries.
-- Richard Brookhiser

#Cheer #Lawns #Cemetery

God will not speak to me and tell me to mow my lawn today.
-- Ian Bogost

#Today #Speak #Lawns

It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.
-- Laura Fraser

#Grass Is Greener On The Other Side #Sides #Lawns

When I won the Derby on Never Say Die I went home and cut the lawn. I haven't cut the lawn since.
-- Lester Piggott

#Home #Cutting #Lawns