Roosters famous quotes

George Bush taking credit for the wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sun rising.
-- Al Gore

#Wall #Roosters #Rising

We are made mysteries to ourselves by the Rooster Coop we are locked in,
-- Aravind Adiga

#Roosters #Mystery #Made

Trying to sneak a fastball by Ted Williams was like trying to sneak a sunbeam by a rooster in the morning,
-- Bob Feller

#Morning #Trying #Roosters

If it looks stupid on a rooster, it's probably gonna look stupid on you.
-- Cody Rhodes

#Stupid #Wwe #Roosters

A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster.
-- Earl Long

#Sarcastic #Roosters #Dollars

After coitus every animal is sad, except the human female and the rooster.
-- Galen

#Sex #Animal #Roosters

All animals are sad after coitus except the female human and the rooster.
-- Galen

#Sex #Animal #Roosters

Nature is none other than God in things... Animals and plants are living effects of Nature; Whence all of God is in all things... Think thus, of the sun in the crocus, in the narcissus, in the heliotrope, in the rooster, in the lion.
-- Giordano Bruno

#Animal #Thinking #Roosters

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
-- Giovanni Boccaccio

#Men #Roosters #Hens

It may be the rooster that does all the crowing but it's the hen that delivers the goods.
-- Jim Hightower

#Wisdom #Roosters #Doe

Hongry rooster don't cackle w'en he fine a wum.
-- Joel Chandler Harris

#Roosters #Fine

Why did I keep hitching myself to dreams as big as that Montana sky? I was like Rooster Jim's chickens, with no way to fly that high.
-- Kirby Larson

#Dream #Sky #Roosters

I played an artist in a comedy called 'Rooster.' It was a zany film by Glen Larson, a friend who produced several successful television series including 'Magnum PI.
-- LeRoy Neiman

#Successful #Artist #Roosters

You're right, he's a killer," you said. "A rooster with some serious issues.
-- Lucy Christopher

#Issues #Roosters #Killers

He had never known such gallantry as the gallantry of Scarlett O'Hara going forth to conquer the world in her mother's velvet curtains and the tail feathers of a rooster.
-- Margaret Mitchell

#Mother #World #Roosters

We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries.
-- S. J. Perelman

#Trying #Age #Roosters

Then, early, early, early in the morning-just as in countless Disney films-I heard a rooster crow. But guess what? They don't do it just once.
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Morning #Crow #Roosters

You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen So who is having sex with the rooster?
-- William Carlos Williams

#Sex #Hens #Roosters

I formed a band called Atomic Rooster. The Atomic Rooster was sort of an underground cult band, sort of psychedelic. We did very well.
-- Carl Palmer

#Roosters #Band #Psychedelic

[Heihei] a really dumb rooster. You have to just turn the rooster so his head ends up hitting the grain. He's not smart enough to eat.
-- Alan Tudyk

#Smart #Dumb #Roosters