Vivian Vande Velde famous quotes

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If you don't like vampire games, don't play
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Play #Games #Vampire
Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a characters predicament, but never to solve his problems.
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Character #Numbers #Fiction
Mothers are legendary for being able to read the thoughts of their children at just the right moment.
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Mother #Children #Able
The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave.
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Doors #Pigs #Cottages
Those Grimm brothers," she said with a sigh, "they'll never amount to anything." And she was right because all they ever became was writers.
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Brother #Grimm #Said
She sighed. Loudly. "Physical appearance is not what is important." Yeah right. Tell that to any girl who hasn't bothered to put on a presentable shirt or fix her hair because she's only running into the grocery store to get a quart of milk for her grandmother, and who does she see tending the 7-ITEMS-OR-LESS cash register but the guy of her dreams, except she can't even say hiâ€”much less try to develop a meaningful relationshipâ€”since she looks like the poster child for the terminally geeky.
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Girl #Meaningful #Running
They'd poisoned me, dammit. Probably to trade my dead body to the barbarians for Wulfgar's safe return. Or maybe just for the fun of it.
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Fun #Body #Safe
Giannine--What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Smack
There, close enough to spit on--if I'd been a barbarian and inclined to spit--was the dragon.
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Dragons #Barbarians #Enough
if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off.
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Saint
People always talk about good, fresh country air, but I kept getting wiffs of something that was neither good nor fresh but definitely country.
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Country #Air #People
Then, early, early, early in the morning-just as in countless Disney films-I heard a rooster crow. But guess what? They don't do it just once.
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Morning #Crow #Roosters
A [reformed] vampire ... mostly tries to make reparation for his previous evil by doing good deeds-most commonly, apparently, going into the crime solving business.
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Evil #Trying #Vampire

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